inquiry and bloodlust

I totally wrote bodyswap porn.

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Amazon's top recommendation for me is this. The worst part? I'm actually tempted. I mean, it's terrible and, as Jaime put it, looks like something from a magazine for teenage girls, but that's what makes it awesome.

I'm not sure if I'm ashamed of myself or not.

Quick, out of context peek at a Kane/Toews kink_bingo fic I'm working on:

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So tell me - how much do I suck? Oh god, I can't believe I'm writing this.

Time for some pretty - hockey fan or no, I give to you wonderful eye candy, Blackhawks-style.

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My nose just spontaneously started dripping blood. The fuck.

At least I was done sewing already.

One of the early birthday presents Jaime got me was an O Pee Chee 12-13 hobby box. It just arrived yesterday, and when I have a box of cards, I like to open a pack a day to extend the happiness. Today, in my second pack from this box, I got this:

Um. Yeah. Pretty freaking stoked right now.

- This is pretty much the greatest thing ever.
- Working on dolls. They're coming along really nicely, actually.
- Finished and mailed out jengeorge's Alex Day present. Because I'm an idiot, though, I completely forgot to take any pictures, so I guess that one's not going on the craft blog. Balls.
- Jaime's been giving me my birthday presents early and they are AAAAAWESOME. More on that later when I stop being lazy and take pictures.
- Started collecting series 8 Lego minifigs. So far I've gotten the football player and the robot; I really just want the vampire bat.
- Ecofelt is pretty much the greatest thing ever. Just saying.
- Except maybe for Ken Burns documentaries. I am a boring adult, I guess, because I think they're all fascinating. And Lois Long is my idol now.

Got my random shirt from Woot! in the mail today. It's this one. I am pleased.

I am also sick of Monopoly. It makes me inexplicably sad, to the point where I deliberately made a dumb deal than cost me a guaranteed victory because I didn't want to spend an hour just bleeding people dry. I'm voting for Clue next time. Or Cards Against Humanity. No more Monopoly. Harumph.

Because I haven't been writing... um.. at all, lately, and I really want to be, I both dug up my unused au_bingo card from a couple years ago and requested a kink_bingo card. ( Collapse )

I'm also thinking about signing up for Yuletide. I've never done it before, so I'm a bit nervous, but it sounds fun, and I'd kill to read some Goon or Catherine fic. I've exhausted the handful of fics for the former, and literally NOTHING exists for the latter, soooo...